I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Coloring Book

A Snarky Adult Coloring Book for People Who Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking

Sarcasm isn't a phase - it's a second language.

I Speak Fluent Sarcasm is made for those who communicate best with dry humor, sharp wit, and a perfectly timed eye roll. Packed with bold designs and snark-filled phrases, this book gives you a creative outlet that feels honest, funny, and deeply relatable.

Whether you're unwinding after a long day or avoiding people on purpose, this book lets you channel your sarcasm into something productive...ish.

What's Inside

• 49 sarcastic, humor-packed designs
  Each page features witty phrases paired with detailed patterns that keep your hands busy and your mood lighter
• Single-sided pages
  Designed to help minimize bleed-through so you can color with confidence
• 7.5 x 9.25 inch format
  A comfortable, fuss-size format with plenty of room to color and decompress
• Themes include: sarcasm, snark, humor, everyday frustration, and stress relief
• Perfect for: relaxing, venting creatively, quiet time, and embracing your inner smartass

Why You'll Love It

• A humor-first approach to stress relief 
• Detailed designs that encourage focus and mindfulness
• Sarcastic phrases that feel clever, not forced
• A creative outlet that matches your personality
• Ideal for solo downtime or ignoring the group chat

Perfect Gift For

• The friend who's sarcastic before coffee
• Coworkers who survive meetings with snark
• Anyone who considers sarcasm a coping mechanism 
• A lighthearted gift that feels personal, not cheesy

The Feisty Mom Promise

At Feisty Mom Designs, every page is designed with intention, heart, and meaning. We don't do generic fluff - we create meaningful artwork that helps people breathe, reflect, and reconnect with themselves when life gets choatic.

Print Quality Disclaimer

Because we work with several independent print partners, print quality may vary slightly between batches or retailers. We recommend putting some type of barrier between pages to prevent bleed through when you are using your favorite tools. 

Most copies print beautifully - but if yours arrives with any issues, message us and we'll make it right.