I Run On Caffeine, Chaos, And Cuss Words Coloring Book

A Sweary Adult Coloring Book for the Over-Caffeinated and Chronically Overstimulated

Life is loud. The coffee is strong. The to-do list is endless.

I Run on Caffeine, Chaos, and Cuss Words is an adult coloring book made for people who survive on sarcasm, iced coffee, and saying exactly what they're thinking (sometimes loudly). This book blends bold mandala-style designs with unapologetic language to give you a creative outlet that feels honest, relatable, and wildly satisfying. 

It's not about perfection - it's about releasing stress, laughing at the chaos, and coloring your way through the madness one page at a time.

What's Inside

• 49 bold, sweary mandala designs
  Each page pairs intricate patterns with humor-filled phrases that capture the reality of modern life
• Single-sided pages
  Designed to help reduce bleed-through so you can color freely
• 7.5 x 9.25 inch size
  A comfortable, full-size format with plenty of space to color and decompress
• Themes include: caffeine obsession, chaos, sarcasm, stress relief, and unapologetic humor
• Perfect for: stress relief, mental reset, creative venting, and laughing through the chaos

Why You'll Love It

• A humor-forward approach to stress relief
• Detailed mandalas that keep your hands busy and your brain quiet
• Relatable phrases that feel seen, not staged
• A creative outlet that doesn't take itself too seriously
• Ideal for unwinding after long days fueled by coffee and attitude

Perfect Gift For

• The friend who lives on caffeine and sarcasm
• Moms, coworkers, or besties who "have a lot going on"
• Anyone who appreciates humor with their self-care
• A pick-me-up gift that says I get you without being sentimental

The Feisty Mom Promise

At Feisty Mom Designs, every page is designed with intention, heart, and meaning. We don't do generic fluff - we create meaningful artwork that helps people breathe, reflect, and reconnect with themselves when life gets choatic.

Print Quality Disclaimer

Because we work with several independent print partners, print quality may vary slightly between batches or retailers. We recommend putting some type of barrier between pages to prevent bleed through when you are using your favorite tools. 

Most copies print beautifully - but if yours arrives with any issues, message us and we'll make it right.