A Very Sweary Christmas Coloring Book

The Ultimate Adult Coloring Book for Surviving Holiday Chaos with Sass, Snark & Zero Filter

If the sound of "holiday cheer" makes your eye twitch, this is your book. 

A Very Sweary Christmas is the festive meltdown cure you didn't know you needed - packed with snarky phrases, spicy holiday humor, and jaw-dropping adult language that'll help you laugh your way through the season instead of crying into a burnt sugar cookie. 

This is Christmas...but for grown-ups who are over it.

Whether you're avoiding the in-laws, escaping the office party, or hiding from your own kids in the bathroom, this book gives you permission to let loose, swear freely, and color your stress away. 

What's Inside

• 50 hilarious, snarky, sweary Christmas designs
  Perfect for adults who need a laugh and a break from forced holiday cheer
• Cheeky phrases that go way beyond "Ho Ho Ho"
  A large dose a unhinged holiday goodness to keep your laughing while you are trying to find your scissors for the tenth time
• Single-sided pages
  Use markers, gel pens, or colored pencils without bleed-through panic
• 7.5 x 9.25 inch format
  For maximum coloring chaos
• Perfect for: holiday stress relief, adult humor lovers, festive rage-coloring, stocking stuffers, or Secret Santa sabotage

Why You'll Love It

• Turns holiday frustration into uncontrollable giggles
• Gives you a creative outlet when family gatherings are...a lot
• Designed for adults - detailed enough to be satisfying, sweary enough to be therapeutic
• The PERFECT escape when you're "doing your best" not to lose your mind

Perfect Gift For

• Sarcastic friends
• Sweary moms
• Office coworkers with a dark sense of humor
• Secret Santa exchanges
• Anyone who loves Christmas...but not that much
• Yourself - because babe, you deserve it

The Feisty Mom Promise

At Feisty Mom Designs, every page is designed with intention, heart, and meaning. We don't do generic fluff - we create meaningful artwork that helps people breathe, reflect, and reconnect with themselves when life gets choatic.

Print Quality Disclaimer

Because we work with several independent print partners, print quality may vary slightly between batches or retailers. We recommend putting some type of barrier between pages to prevent bleed through when you are using your favorite tools. 

Most copies print beautifully - but if yours arrives with any issues, message us and we'll make it right.