A Very Sweary Christmas Coloring Book

A Sweary Adult Coloring Book for Surviving the Holiday Season

A Very Sweary Christmas is for those moments when the holidays feel more chaotic than magical.

This unapologetically honest adult coloring book blends festive designs with sarcastic humor, creating a creative outlet for holiday stress and real-life reactions.

Each page bring humor and attitude to the holiday season - perfect for unwinding after long shopping trips, crowded gatherings, or endless to-do lists.

Whether you're coloring to laugh, decompress, or survive the holidays with your sanity intact, this book delivers a creative escape with personality.

What's Inside

• 50 hilarious, snarky, sweary Christmas designs
  Perfect for adults who need a laugh and a break from forced holiday cheer
• Cheeky phrases that go way beyond "Ho Ho Ho"
  A large dose a unhinged holiday goodness to keep your laughing while you are trying to find your scissors for the tenth time
• Single-sided pages
  Use markers, gel pens, or colored pencils without bleed-through panic
• 7.5 x 9.25 inch format
  For maximum coloring chaos
• Perfect for: holiday stress relief, adult humor lovers, festive rage-coloring, stocking stuffers, or Secret Santa sabotage

Why You'll Love It

• Turns holiday frustration into uncontrollable giggles
• Gives you a creative outlet when family gatherings are...a lot
• Designed for adults - detailed enough to be satisfying, sweary enough to be therapeutic
• The PERFECT escape when you're "doing your best" not to lose your mind

Perfect Gift For

• Sarcastic friends
• Sweary moms
• Office coworkers with a dark sense of humor
• Secret Santa exchanges
• Anyone who loves Christmas...but not that much
• Yourself - because babe, you deserve it

The Feisty Mom Promise

At Feisty Mom Designs, every page is designed with intention, heart, and meaning. We don't do generic fluff - we create meaningful artwork that helps people breathe, reflect, and reconnect with themselves when life gets chaotic.

Print Quality Disclaimer

Because we work with several independent print partners, print quality may vary slightly between batches or retailers. We recommend putting some type of barrier between pages to prevent bleed through when you are using your favorite tools. 

Most copies print beautifully - but if yours arrives with any issues, message us and we'll make it right.